Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! (white boy wasted, ass-grabbin' style) Paaaaaauuuuuulllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woooo-ooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, though, congratulations on your first year here. You've been a wonderful, supportive friend, and I don't think I would have made it through some of the rough patches here without you putting up with my whining and reminding me to remain logical; to keep calm and carry on.

I would go on and on about how amazing you are as a model (although, from a model's perspective, you are quite phenomenal

), but I'll leave that to your fans. I just want to say thanks for being such a great guy to be be friends with, and congratulations on your first year here. Here's to many more!!!
TO PAUL!
(Oh, and I also can't wait to see you broadcasting from the new digs! Congrats on that, too.

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