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It isn't anywhere near as nice or fun as it sounds! 
Think about it... how many times have you been to the beach and you get sand... EVERYWHERE? Lube and sand do not mix! Spit and sand do not mix! I swear lube and spit are magnets to grains of sand! Want to know what it feels like? Grab some 60 grit sand paper then masturbate! 
YIKES! Kissing on the beach is fun and GREAT! Sex in the water is fun and great! (though the water temp can get in the way of "Mission Accomplished". hehe) But sex on the beach is a bad idea! AND... if you're the bottom... OMG! GET THAT THING OUT OF THERE... WTF??? DID IT GROW THORNS? Put a piece of sand paper on your dildo and then insert it vigorously into your ass. EEK! Sex on the beach is a good fantasy, but in reality it'll leave you wishing you had thought it through a bit more. 
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No beach sex for me, but I did have a really hot night in a cornfield in Iowa once. It was fantastic and I recommend it to everyone.
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1/13/11 @ 4:46pm
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Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
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It isn't anywhere near as nice or fun as it sounds! Think about it... how many times have you been to the beach and you get sand... EVERYWHERE? Lube and sand do not mix! Spit and sand do not mix! I swear lube and spit are magnets to grains of sand! Want to know what it feels like? Grab some 60 grit sand paper then masturbate! YIKES! Kissing on the beach is fun and GREAT! Sex in the water is fun and great! (though the water temp can get in the way of "Mission Accomplished". hehe) But sex on the beach is a bad idea! AND... if you're the bottom... OMG! GET THAT THING OUT OF THERE... WTF??? DID IT GROW THORNS? Put a piece of sand paper on your dildo and then insert it vigorously into your ass. EEK! Sex on the beach is a good fantasy, but in reality it'll leave you wishing you had thought it through a bit more. 
Have you ever tried having sex on the beach holding a sea cucumber in one hand 
Geezzz...AMATEURS!!!...ROFLMAO!! 
That is why God invented beds for!!!! 
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It isn't anywhere near as nice or fun as it sounds! Think about it... how many times have you been to the beach and you get sand... EVERYWHERE? Lube and sand do not mix! Spit and sand do not mix! I swear lube and spit are magnets to grains of sand! Want to know what it feels like? Grab some 60 grit sand paper then masturbate! YIKES! Kissing on the beach is fun and GREAT! Sex in the water is fun and great! (though the water temp can get in the way of "Mission Accomplished". hehe) But sex on the beach is a bad idea! AND... if you're the bottom... OMG! GET THAT THING OUT OF THERE... WTF??? DID IT GROW THORNS? Put a piece of sand paper on your dildo and then insert it vigorously into your ass. EEK! Sex on the beach is a good fantasy, but in reality it'll leave you wishing you had thought it through a bit more.
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1/13/11 @ 8:18pm
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Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
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Tsk...tsk...tsk...Those perverts!!!! What is the world coming to??? Those little gays are invading everywhere!!! We actually ONLY accept BIG gays here !!... Anyone else... shoot them on sight I say!!!! ( If things continue decaying like this we are going to see very soon straights Damn those little gays I say !!!! 
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1/14/11 @ 2:34am
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Location: North of San Francisco, California
Posts: 41
No beach sex for me, but I did have a really hot night in a cornfield in Iowa once. It was fantastic and I recommend it to everyone.
No beach sex for me, but I did have a really hot night in a cornfield in Iowa once. It was fantastic and I recommend it to everyone.
Nice BIO I enjoyed looking at all 103 VOD covers
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Tsk...tsk...tsk...Those perverts!!!! What is the world coming to??? Those little gays are invading everywhere!!! We actually ONLY accept BIG gays here !!... Anyone else... shoot them on sight I say!!!! ( If things continue decaying like this we are going to see very soon straights Damn those little gays I say !!!!
1/17/11 @ 11:54pm
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Location: Momentarely in this galaxy while the mother ship r
Posts: 1,234
Mostly Xenex,Valium and Lithium by the kilos or I.V. drip..... I also take my job very seriously an myself NOT seriously at all... I take life by the horns and wrestle it into submission,that way Regret not that you have erred but celebrate at least that you tried to succeed. In the word of Auntie Mame :" Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!!!Live,live Agnes!!!!" ROFLMAO!!! ( and I want change back..)
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