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Created by: John Clarke

8/28/09 @ 4:13pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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LOL, luv the post. My "member is currantly un-named but I am running a contest to all the members out there to help me out a little. So far G-Man is in the lead with the "Clarke Bar" entry he provided me, I love it.

What Do You Think?
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Keeping The Water Handy :drinkup

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Created by: John Clarke

8/28/09 @ 4:54pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Keeping The Water Handy :drinkup

Ok Just kidding, it's not G-Man, it's G-Diddy who is in the lead, my bad yo,

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Created by: loveheart

9/1/09 @ 10:33am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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hehe.. Speaking of naming your penis.. I was visiting my sister, bro-in-law and their boys. Some how the topic of naming your penis came up. My sister promptly said her husbands name for his penis was "Mr. Wigly". I started to giggle. My nephews then asked me what I named mine? Immediately I made tight fists with both hands, thrust my arms up in the air as I rapidly stood up, knocking the chair back and in a loud booming voice I said... "THOR! God of Thunder!" Everyone momentarily stared at me with their jaws dropped open, then the kids started laughing and said ... "And you named yours Mr. Wiggly Dad?" Needless to say we all laughed outrageously and he got very red and embarassed. LOL

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Created by: Essexboy

9/1/09 @ 2:04pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Hahahahaa,

Loveheart, my darling you always manager to put a big smile on my face!

Hope to see you tonight?

Mwah
Tay
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Created by: John Cash

9/1/09 @ 8:55pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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My dick has had many names from its friends and fuck buddy's my favorite it the fireman haha .... with its big fuckin head looking like a helmet . . . lol

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Created by: loveheart

9/12/09 @ 10:04pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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LOL, I understand completely Jade! I suppose I then should name my first dildo blob. Point of warning... If you think, for what ever reason, that a dildo might feel better warm use warm water! Don't ever, ever, ever stick it in the microwave to warm it up. Don't ask how I know this! :orglaugh

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Created by: madison61

9/13/09 @ 12:05am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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I understand I'm a little off topic but I must respond to the dildo-in-the-microwave post. A young friend is really bisexual but to his straight friends he would die before confessing he enjoys getting fucked. He asked me to buy him a dildo and I complied. He put it in the microwave--apparently it feels better warm--and it either melted or exploded, I don't know which. Another "straight" boy who enjoyed the same kind of gay sex had his dildo wrapped in a towel and left it on top of a pay telephone outside a convenience store. The middle-aged female clerk saw that he had left the towel, and tried to stop him as he was walking away. When she saw what was inside the towel she was mortified. My friend was even more humiliated and ran as fast as he could. He had frequently shopped at her store and she knew him; he's never been there since.

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Created by: loveheart

9/16/09 @ 9:58pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
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Created by: Brintney James

9/18/09 @ 4:32pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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i need a new penis to name. one attatched to a guy..

however i am having fun currently nameing a rather large collection of bobs... ( battery operated friends)

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Created by: Playon & Ozzieboy

9/19/09 @ 1:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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my cock is called the money maker :twocents

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Created by: Playon & Ozzieboy

9/20/09 @ 2:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Wow Elijah and Nussa you are CUUUUUUUUTTTE!
Now mine doesnt have a name, maybe I should start a naming competition in my room...?
lol
Taylor
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it looks like u call it essex :smoking

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Created by: Jade Hope

9/20/09 @ 4:26pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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Now u know....Im gonna ask!
Im curious, did it explode? and if so does your microwave warrenty cover sex toy damage? :orglaugh

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Created by: danieljohn10

9/20/09 @ 10:31pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: colorado usa
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I call mine (and some of my fav models) The Cougar.

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Created by: Dimx

9/23/09 @ 1:42am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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�� ))) :thumbsup

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Created by: Dimx

9/23/09 @ 1:43am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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�� CASPERX :orglaugh

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Created by: Dimx

9/23/09 @ 1:44am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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and mine is - Flippy

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Created by: Anwar D

10/3/09 @ 11:31am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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erectus magnificus unextinctus

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Created by: Anwar D

10/3/09 @ 12:12pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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or "the unforgettable"

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Created by: Josh Taylor

10/14/09 @ 4:10pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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I call mine Igneous, because that is the hardest type of rock. :winkwink

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Created by: Chimelu

10/15/09 @ 11:01am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

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mmm ... don't know , my last called it Attila

) the warior

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