Hey there fellow models i thought about writing this topic to brighten the day a little for those with a slow start...it always helps when you have a few laughs...Please post some too when you have the time...I'm personally a Chuck Norris joke fan...so here's one :

Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. the cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. the first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and take care of it by gorging its eyes out."

The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an anaconda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."

Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis. Quote

Hey there fellow models i thought about writing this topic to brighten the day a little for those with a slow start...it always helps when you have a few laughs...Please post some too when you have the time...I'm personally a Chuck Norris joke fan...so here's one :

Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. the cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. the first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and take care of it by gorging its eyes out."

The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an anaconda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."

Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.



looo, i know a good one with chuck

When Chuck Norris start to do some pushups he push the earth )
or
Cuck Norri have a huge dick and his huge dick has his own dick , and that dick is bigger than yours hahah
or
If Chuck Norris played in Titanic movie all ppl was saved


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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." Quote

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

Hat down for the Irish Quote

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

Hat down for the Irish


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Glad you like it :D Quote

Hey there fellow models i thought about writing this topic to brighten the day a little for those with a slow start...it always helps when you have a few laughs...Please post some too when you have the time...I'm personally a Chuck Norris joke fan...so here's one :

Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. the cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. the first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and take care of it by gorging its eyes out."

The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an anaconda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."

Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.



When Chuck Norris put milk on rice crispies, They shut the fuck up...... still my fav, lov u guys
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Here is a thread devoted to jokes

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