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paperpunch09
Created by: paperpunch09

5/31/11 @ 10:23pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: USA
Posts: 3,146

Came across this review for a model and I can't comprehend wth the reviewer is trying to say...can someone enlighten me (humorous answers are welcome as are serious ones)

"How are you ......?
I like to ask you MR....FROM or you up sat at me for some I do to you
I no you all way Lock me out of you room win no one dens you Tip like all way have I am some way down no my ass I am work on come up like I have been I no you don't need to no this and i no to no or you up sat at me for some I will like to no"


Thanks

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Created by: lickau

5/31/11 @ 10:27pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

Came across this review for a model and I can't comprehend wth the reviewer is trying to say...can someone enlighten me (humorous answers are welcome as are serious ones)

"How are you ......?
I like to ask you MR....FROM or you up sat at me for some I do to you
I no you all way Lock me out of you room win no one dens you Tip like all way have I am some way down no my ass I am work on come up like I have been I no you don't need to no this and i no to no or you up sat at me for some I will like to no"


Thanks





Yo
Question - I thought I knew you . You kicked my broke rude ass out for ....
No need to ban me since I said that and did that and and and . . . .
Take me back and I may learn to speaka da Ingleesh [no promises of not rude or broke]


All tranlators failed :orglaugh


I really think that person was banned due to rudeness/broke/broken promise to tip it seems .
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toppgun
Created by: toppgun

6/1/11 @ 7:05am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Great White North
Posts: 278

Gotta love the language barriers found on here :thumbsup I think i have been on here too long as i was able to translate both on my first attempt :orglaugh
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Created by: ophelias_rue

6/1/11 @ 7:18am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: floating just beneath the surfaces
Posts: 5,122

LAUGHING MY FAT ASS OFF Lickau!!! and yeah.. it's sad to say that 3 of us here got it on the first scan...
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Domenic Prize
Created by: Domenic Prize

6/1/11 @ 7:53am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

I like to ask you MR....FROM or you up sat at me for some I do to you

English: If you're on saturday let's private.

I no you all way Lock me out of you room win no one dens you Tip like all way have I am some way down no my ass I am work on come

English: Stop ignoring me because I'm not tipping you today. I spend everything I've got on you so appreciate it damn it!

up like I have been I no you don't need to no this and i no to no or you up sat at me for some I will like to no"

English: All you want me for is pvt time. I hate you. Meet me on saturday for pvt. Bitch.

:helpme

Rude.


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Created by: phil_usa

6/1/11 @ 8:06am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Driving Down Thunder Road
Posts: 4,747




This could also be under the "You know you've been here too long when" thread.

You know you've been here too long when you can actually understand that review :)
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Created by: ronnie-uk

6/1/11 @ 9:37am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: London, UK
Posts: 2,381

I like to ask you MR....FROM or you up sat at me for some I do to you

English: If you're on saturday let's private.

I no you all way Lock me out of you room win no one dens you Tip like all way have I am some way down no my ass I am work on come

English: Stop ignoring me because I'm not tipping you today. I spend everything I've got on you so appreciate it damn it!

up like I have been I no you don't need to no this and i no to no or you up sat at me for some I will like to no"

English: All you want me for is pvt time. I hate you. Meet me on saturday for pvt. Bitch.

:helpme

Rude.



Thanks for the translation, Domenic. :thumbsup

I assumed the review was in some kind of code. I tried reading it backwards, but it didn't make it any better. It didn't make it any worse.
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Basil Thompson
Created by: Basil Thompson

6/1/11 @ 10:36am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

I like to ask you MR....FROM or you up sat at me for some I do to you

English: If you're on saturday let's private.

I no you all way Lock me out of you room win no one dens you Tip like all way have I am some way down no my ass I am work on come

English: Stop ignoring me because I'm not tipping you today. I spend everything I've got on you so appreciate it damn it!

up like I have been I no you don't need to no this and i no to no or you up sat at me for some I will like to no"

English: All you want me for is pvt time. I hate you. Meet me on saturday for pvt. Bitch.

:helpme

Rude.






I lol'd. :orglaugh
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paperpunch09
Created by: paperpunch09

6/1/11 @ 11:45am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: USA
Posts: 3,146

LOL these are some hilarious replies thanks :orglaugh
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Created by: alberich

6/1/11 @ 12:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: breaking in, shaping up, then checking out
Posts: 970

Came across this review for a model and I can't comprehend wth the reviewer is trying to say...can someone enlighten me (humorous answers are welcome as are serious ones)

"How are you ......?
I like to ask you MR....FROM or you up sat at me for some I do to you
I no you all way Lock me out of you room win no one dens you Tip like all way have I am some way down no my ass I am work on come up like I have been I no you don't need to no this and i no to no or you up sat at me for some I will like to no"


Thanks




I asked google translator for help:

How are you ......?
I like you .... MR or ask me for a couple of sitting, I have for you
I do not want lock me out of the room, you win no caves tip, like all so I'm kind of down my ass, I do not come to work when I need you, no, no, and I do not have to NO or to I sat a few that I like to none, is "

Maybe I should have better used enigma do decrypt


:helpme
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TOMCRUlSE
Created by: tomcrulse

6/1/11 @ 4:29pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 60

Came across this review for a model and I can't comprehend wth the reviewer is trying to say...can someone enlighten me (humorous answers are welcome as are serious ones)

"How are you ......?
I like to ask you MR....FROM or you up sat at me for some I do to you
I no you all way Lock me out of you room win no one dens you Tip like all way have I am some way down no my ass I am work on come up like I have been I no you don't need to no this and i no to no or you up sat at me for some I will like to no"


Here is a semi-translation:
"I would like to ask you, are you upset at me for something I did to you
I don't like the way you locked me out of your room when no one doesn't tip you like always
.... ?
I know you don't need to know this and I need to know if you are upset at me for something. I would like to know."

Anybody have a better translation?


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Rub2k
Created by: rub2k

6/1/11 @ 4:58pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 114

Capt Picard: "Mr. Worf. open a hail, engage universal traslator, all frequencies"

Worf: "Reply is still unintelligable gibberish sir"

Capt Picard: "Open hailing freqency, I'll try to establish contact"

Worf: "channel open sir"

Capt Picard: "Unidentified entity. We mean you no harm... we come in peace"

Worf: "Capt... the alien... its dry humping the hull... I think it interpreted you as saying "Ive cum for a piece""

Worf: "new transmission from the alien sir... on speakers"

Alien: "Open cock"

The end........
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Domenic Prize
Created by: Domenic Prize

6/1/11 @ 4:59pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00




I lol'd. :orglaugh




Hehehehe :drinkup



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Domenic Prize
Created by: Domenic Prize

6/1/11 @ 5:00pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00



Thanks for the translation, Domenic. :thumbsup

I assumed the review was in some kind of code. I tried reading it backwards, but it didn't make it any better. It didn't make it any worse.




Haha... Well maybe the person was backwards! Unfortunately we're unable to understand backwards people as of 2011 :(

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Basil Thompson
Created by: Basil Thompson

6/1/11 @ 10:11pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00

All your base are belong to us!
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organblower
Created by: organblower

6/2/11 @ 10:07pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 48

Came across this review for a model and I can't comprehend wth the reviewer is trying to say...can someone enlighten me (humorous answers are welcome as are serious ones)

"How are you ......?
I like to ask you MR....FROM or you up sat at me for some I do to you
I no you all way Lock me out of you room win no one dens you Tip like all way have I am some way down no my ass I am work on come up like I have been I no you don't need to no this and i no to no or you up sat at me for some I will like to no"


Thanks



"How are you ......?
Are you upset with me for some reason unknown to me?
You booted my sorry ignorant ass from your room.

The Rosetta Stone
up sat = upset
no = know
you = you, your
win = when

Our team of cunning linguists is still working to decipher the rest.

I will update if our team comes up with anything else...

:orglaugh
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