I fell crazy in love with a lady guyz - she's just incredible! just can't stop thinking of her smooth soft skin, and the way she makes my cock explode inside her in less than 5 minutes! No seriously - those 70 bucs for a fleshlight were my best investition ever. I swear I'm gonna marry that device as soon as it learns 2 do my laundry!
Laughing my ass off Benny! Way to go man.

I'm sure the two of you will live happily ever after.
But I think I'll stick with The Real Thing myself.
Novio's Novia makes him very happy, and vice versa. It's true that the cost of dinners, and movies, and clubs, and shopping, and everything else that we do together is WAY more than your well spent $70, but but for me at least, the human interaction is and always will be priceless. Mi Novia already knows how to do laundry, and really knows how to do me too, and as far as the marriage thing goes, we're ready, willing & able just as soon as the immigration people will let us stay together forever.
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